Things I've learned about clothing:
You only need one set of paint clothes unless you are a painter
Everyone should have two boxes in their closet, one labeled 'big' girl pants and one
'little' girl pants.
If you use a product containing bleach to clean the bathroom, do not expect your clothing to look the same when you get done
I'm only happy with the way my jeans look 5% of the time.
I've no idea when to use starch, although I have had a can forever.
Why anyone would buy an iron for $100 is beyond me.
I don't know the rules for when to wear white, shoes match what, and what sock to not wear with what shoe.
You cannot sew a ruffle around the bottom of your jeans when they are too short, even though you did in the 70's.
Mr. Blah Blah Brassiere should get the guillotine or whatever form of death sentence they had in that period.